Funny Limericks

A]
Attempting to stop his wet dreams
Brother Francis has tried many schemes
Using bells and a whistle
Attached to his gristle
But still finds he frequently creams.

So grimly the Abbot said, 'Look.
Onanism's a sin in my book,
Inadvertent or not.
Tie your dick in a knot
Or start sleeping with Annie the cook

B]

there was a young girl from Sofia, who succumbed to her lover's desire. she said, 'it's a sin, but now that it's in, could you shove it a few inches higher

C]

There once was a man from Hong Kong,
whose penis was seven feet long.
It was bronzed when he died,
for the church of St. Clyde,
where it's now a bell clapper, Ding Dong

D]

There once was a fart deep within,
who thought that to stay was a sin,
So he tunneled about,
till he found his way out,
as I silently sat with a grin

E]

I once dated a Poet named Gwyn
Who committed a Cardinal Sin
When I thought she would drool
From the size of my tool
She just asked, with a yawn, ' ... is it in

F]

There was a young lady called Flynn,
Who thought forcication a sin;
But when she was tight
She thought it all right,
So everyone filled her with gin

G]

This is the tale of woe of a small boy named Lou
Sitting in a crowded church with his family, who
Turned to his father, Bart,
And whispered, 'Dad, I've got to fart !'
Said Bart, 'If you do, you must sit in your own pew

H]

A gentle old lady I knew
Was dozing one day in her pew;
When the preacher yelled 'Sin!'
She said,'Count me in!
As soon as the service is through

I]

There once was a man made of tin,
with no heart beneath his grey skin.
By a shear stroke of luck,
he learned how to fuck,
and lived merrily in a world full of sin

J]

There once was a fellow named Fong
Who's pecker was seven feet long.
It was bronzed when he died,
For the Church of Saint Clyde,
Where it's now a bell clapper, ding dong