The Genius Of The Crowd

there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day

and the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace

those who preach god, need god
those who preach peace do not have peace
those who preach peace do not have love

beware the preachers
beware the knowers
beware those who are always reading books
beware those who either detest poverty
or are proud of it
beware those quick to praise
for they need praise in return
beware those who are quick to censor
they are afraid of what they do not know
beware those who seek constant crowds for
they are nothing alone
beware the average man the average woman
beware their love, their love is average
seeks average

but there is genius in their hatred
there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
to kill anybody
not wanting solitude
not understanding solitude
they will attempt to destroy anything
that differs from their own
not being able to create art
they will not understand art
they will consider their failure as creators
only as a failure of the world
not being able to love fully
they will believe your love incomplete
and then they will hate you
and their hatred will be perfect

like a shining diamond
like a knife
like a mountain
like a tiger
like hemlock

their finest art

Charles Bukowski

Funny Pictures

Funny Physics/Maths

Amazing piece of physics

Egyptian Maths

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Funny Limericks

A]
Attempting to stop his wet dreams
Brother Francis has tried many schemes
Using bells and a whistle
Attached to his gristle
But still finds he frequently creams.

So grimly the Abbot said, 'Look.
Onanism's a sin in my book,
Inadvertent or not.
Tie your dick in a knot
Or start sleeping with Annie the cook

B]

there was a young girl from Sofia, who succumbed to her lover's desire. she said, 'it's a sin, but now that it's in, could you shove it a few inches higher

C]

There once was a man from Hong Kong,
whose penis was seven feet long.
It was bronzed when he died,
for the church of St. Clyde,
where it's now a bell clapper, Ding Dong

D]

There once was a fart deep within,
who thought that to stay was a sin,
So he tunneled about,
till he found his way out,
as I silently sat with a grin

E]

I once dated a Poet named Gwyn
Who committed a Cardinal Sin
When I thought she would drool
From the size of my tool
She just asked, with a yawn, ' ... is it in

F]

There was a young lady called Flynn,
Who thought forcication a sin;
But when she was tight
She thought it all right,
So everyone filled her with gin

G]

This is the tale of woe of a small boy named Lou
Sitting in a crowded church with his family, who
Turned to his father, Bart,
And whispered, 'Dad, I've got to fart !'
Said Bart, 'If you do, you must sit in your own pew

H]

A gentle old lady I knew
Was dozing one day in her pew;
When the preacher yelled 'Sin!'
She said,'Count me in!
As soon as the service is through

I]

There once was a man made of tin,
with no heart beneath his grey skin.
By a shear stroke of luck,
he learned how to fuck,
and lived merrily in a world full of sin

J]

There once was a fellow named Fong
Who's pecker was seven feet long.
It was bronzed when he died,
For the Church of Saint Clyde,
Where it's now a bell clapper, ding dong

Fermat

Mssr. Fermat -- what have uou done?
Your simple conjecture has everyone
Churning out proofs,
Which are nothing but goofs!
Could it be that your statement's an erudite spoof?
A marginal hoax
That you've played on us folks?
But then you're really not known for your practical jokes.
Or is it then true
That you knew what to do
When n was an integer greater than two?
Oh then why can't we find
That same proof...are we blind?
You must be reproved, for I'm losing my mind.

by Jonathan P. Dowling
Mathematics Magazine 1986

A Math limerick

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more

Relativity

There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.


A. H. Reginald Buller (1874 – 1944)

Maths and Religion